RIDDELES ANYONE?

First topic message reminder :

if you have riddles put them here and we will try to answer them if nowone get them right by a day or two then yo can tell us the awser



i got an easy one :who brings a gun to a knife fight?

I WISH
but nah not it f3

a treee fell on them?

nope x]

there all professanil emo and cut themself and the house to death that or the house fell on them

Zielo wrote:

ALRIGHTY
lemmie think of one..............

There is a cabin in a forest. The windows are broken and the glass is on the inside. Items are scattered everywhere and a great deal of damage is done to the outside and in. Three people lay dead inside. What caused the death?

Massive explosion caused the glass to shatter killing the ppl
or massive forest fires =O

nope =D

just say when you want the answer

umm i give up im a dumbshit

NO YOU ARE NOT



it was an airplane cabin and the plane crashed in a forest, thats how they died.

hmmm i see now

Graaarawrawrawr i knew i shoudlve thought more about the cabin/forest thing >_<
okay one more angie

HMM ok lets see......... kay heres an easy one

There is a pretty female calico cat that is neutered. A male comes along, and after about two in a half months later the female has 4 kittens. How?

umm idk magic?

-waves wand-
-jando is now neutered-
nah thats not it

hmmm can we keep it that way we dont want any more aids filled kids

yeah i dont want any jandlets running around. especially since im the only girl on these forums, besides sher wich seems to have mysteriously dissapeared TT_TT

holy hell you are the only girl we need to do sum major recurting

ive been the only girl thats stayed here besides sher (when she occasionally comes on here) for the past year or so ._.

its a different cat? O_O

Cats are asexual. I win.

._. NO

they buy the kittens

nope ._.
ok fine ill say it.


neutered = males
spayed = females

the riddle said the female was neutered, not spayed, so it was a trick question

thats wat i was think but i wanst sure

Kevintasta wrote:

Cats are asexual. I win.

I rofl'ed

ive seen homosexual cats... o-o