RIDDELES ANYONE?

First topic message reminder :

if you have riddles put them here and we will try to answer them if nowone get them right by a day or two then yo can tell us the awser



i got an easy one :who brings a gun to a knife fight?

silence.

and pshhhhh i bet kev had to google that answer

i didn't

some think angie -gives death stare-

angie got it right. sorry i didn't reply all this time. some weird glitch happened where it said this topic had no new messages.

lol GO GO GO ANGIE

lol ive only heard that riddle atleast 6 times in my life... o-o


On a Wednessday afternoon people are investigating a maraculous killing scene. This murder happened some time ago, but the body was just being found. No one knows who the perpetrator is, and they suspect he wont be discovered anytime in the near future or at all. People from all over want to see this investigation, as the finding of the body is priceless. Who is killed and how long ago did this happen?

gl googleing it, i made it myself

dinosaurs
the killer might come soon, that it be the big bang
or at all, the end may never come
its priceless to find a dinosaur body, by how rare they are at this time being.

So this is my answer ;D

The dinosaurs died from the big bang millions of years ago
WIN

what kish said >.>

I HATE YOU KISH -cries-
...wait a sec didnt the big bang create everything? dinosuars either died by killing eachother, a big meteior crashing, or something of wich i forgot. plus no one really knows for sure how they died yet... well, that was what it said the last time i checked anyway. if im wrong them the school system sucks... T_T

anyway you got it wright for the most part.
NEXT

the big bang killed off the dinosaurs o-O

I'm bored so I'm also going to make one up =3

A man told you his name was Stephen, he's a truthful man, but he always lies. Although his name is Completely Honest.

Work it out.

Ragafa wrote:

I'm bored so I'm also going to make one up =3

A man told you his name was Stephen, he's a truthful man, but he always lies. Although his name is Completely Honest.

Work it out.

.... his name is: Completely Honest

win
i know that one was super easy >_>

OMARRRRRRRRR YOU NEVER POSTED A RIDDLE YOU FOOOOOOOOOL, YOURE LETTING THIS FORUM DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IN AN ALTERNATE WORLD, WHERE UP IS DOWN AND LEFT IS RIGHT, A MAN IS USED TO OUR WORLDS DIRECTIONS, HIS MAP (ALSO FROM OUR WORLD) SAYS TO GO DOWN 2 STEPS AND LEFT 2 STEPS, WHERE SHOULD HE HAVE ENDED UP IN THE ALTERNATE WORLD?

he went down to steps and right 2 steps?
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The second big bang (that meteor) crashed into a volcano causing it to erupt. The gases released from the volcano caused death as it swept across the world.


@above.

he went 2 up 2 right???

he didnt move it all since he didn't start from anywhere and was to confuse to do so

BITCH

- Love, Alex

thats whad i tried to say, so dont call me the dummy >_>
and calm down its not that biga deal. T_T
and besides, no one knows for sure how the dinosuars died. its only theories.
a few are the meteor, a volcano, a disease, etc etc...
you wernt the only agnostic alex.. T_T;

and before anyone continues, proof:

"The Big Bang is what scientist believe created the earth and the solar system. This happened long before the dinosaurs ever existed. Some scientist believe that the reason the dinosaurs became extinct is because of an asteroid that hit the earth and caused massive destruction. [maybe aussies call this a "Big Bang" also...idk.] It killed plant life, thus killing the herbivore dinosaurs. Once they died the carnivore dinosaurs died too. (Like what would have happened if the meter hit earth in the movie Armageddon)."

/end discussion on the big bang

NOW, back to the riddle...
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i got nothing, i failed a test similer to that in kindergarten... T_T

i swear Alex, if you make another post in all caps lock again and flip out for no reason other than your own self satisfaction... im banning you again. and i don't know about other states, but the theory of the big bang isn't taught in schools. contrivertial things like that aren't. there is a lot more i would like to say than this to you, but i respect your religious views, whatever they are or were. please stop flipping out for no reason and being so annoying for petty things.

and about the riddle, the correct answer is he went up 2 steps left 2 steps. when i said up is down, left is RIGHT, i meant right as in being correct. so going left is correct. so it would be up 2 left 2. (yeah i know that was stupid but i made it up off the top of my head)

lol, then meteor the ended the dinosaurs was is called the second big bang.

The meteor crashed into a volcano or near one and activated it causing a chain reaction of multiple eruptions. (The meteor hit a hot spot). The gases released from them killed all near by dinosaurs, then due to the smoke from the volcanoes it caused a thunder storm and flash flooding. Thus causing fires (from the thunder and floods).

This basically knocks out life in a radius of a huge area. (HUGE) and there wasn't much sea due the earth being one continent. Some dinosaurs survived and adapted to new environments. They who couldn't died.

I can go on with more but that is my theory.

...again, only theories jando o_O no one realy knows.
and yeah, like alex said, they taught us the first big bang theory in about 4th - 5th grade. i guess they dont teach it in some states. i never heard of the meteor killing the dinosuars being called the second big bang though. i guess thats just what aussies call it.
also... being aithiest/agnostic has NOTHING to do with any of those theories... as far as i know, everyone believes there was some sort of way the earch was created scientificaly, but also as far as i know, the ones who believe in god know it happend for a reason.
ok, NOW
/END DISCUSSION ON THE BIG BANG THEORY

and now for a riddle.

A man marries twenty women in his village but isn't charged with polygamy. Why?

duh.....his ami...i mean a preist