Why is Jando addicted to maple? - Jando's Interview

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Interviewer: Hello Jando, I am Bill Tecra, from SSC news, how are you today?
Jando: I'm good
Bill: Now Jando, everyone knows that your addicted to maple, but why?
Jando: Well Bill, theres just one reason
Bill: One reason? what is that?
Jando: I only reason I play maple is to distract me
Bill: Distract you from what?
Jando: My emotional life
Bill: emotional life? explain please
Jando: I get teased at school, being called harsh names because I am a easy target ; I'm fat, cry easy, hurt easy. I don't have any best friends. I only got Miska (Ragafa) and Josh (Vampry) but there just friends, I don't share the same connection that they have. I have no one to turn to when I need help, I don't have anyone. No one has came up to me and say "hey want to be friends?" I have to do it. I live like an hour from kish (to catch the train there and walk), My Dad works all the time, so he can't drive me up. I'm alone, and maple cures that, if keeps me occupied so I don't have to think about this and feel like shit. When I play Maple I am happy, when I'm at school I feel sad, because there is no one there for me. When Adrian's group of friends come where Kish, Josh and I are, they go over there and I'm left alone, they all hate me so why should I be there. I have no friends, no life and no one except my family who loves me. Maple distracts me from all.
Bill: o.O oh wow, but.. Your an kind, strong,intelligent, artistic kid. Your good with computers, you made this fantastic teapot that made you win an award. Your smart, really smart who can do some much. (words from Miska and Josh)
Jando: It used to be so easy for me to make friends, but now its hard. I idolise one person as a best person and I do anything to still be there friend. "When your friend comes up to you and says my favourite colour is Blue. Don't say Blue aswell if your favourite colour is Green. - Josh". Whoever I get closed to I attach to, not wanting them to let go. Because I don't do anything on weekends, I don't hang with people, go to the movies and stuff like that, so when I am around friends, I want them to be my friends even though I don't do anything with them. I am will be really nice to them, so nice that it makes them hate me, and that's my main problem making friends, I am just to kind. Adrian is a big example (don't get me started).
Bill: Hmm... then get out, go do something, I see that your a good drawer, then go to drawing classes. want to get fit? Do karate or something.
Jando: I would love to do that, but with dad working all the time I can't really do anything. All I can do is stay home.
Bill: Thank you Jando, but its time to rap it up
Jando: Ok, I hope theres a bit more understanding now
Bill: Yes, Yes there is. Cya Jando
Jando: Bye...

I use to cry a lot because of my older brother. He beat me up for no reason and always made fun of me. But i guess siblings are less harsh than other people some times. Best thing to do is ignore the fucking queers in the world who feel like putting you down so they can feel better about themselves. Then realize it was a mistake when they are mopping the floors of the cooporation you own anyone trys to put u down, make up a comeback that sounds really mean, but makes no sense at all. like if he calls you stupid say something like. "YOUR MUM WASNT LAST NIGHT" it makes no sense but it could be offensive. this is terrible advice i know but i cant stop typing. my fingers have a disease called retardo-typi-osis... why wont i shut up .. raRADADAWEra

rofl, that what i do, except my comebacks arnt as retarded and actually make sense! XD

That wont work shen, I'm not good at coming up with comebacks on the spots. Its just a hard life for me

yeah i usually do to but remember........... i have retardo-typi-osis

Rofl Shen. You've cheered me up little with your retardo-typi-osis

Its no laughing matter, retardo-typi-osis could take you at any time..... its already taken over our beloved blaze

I LOVE CORNCHIPS ^.^

I'm disappointed in your Kish. YOU NEVER SAY THINGS AT HE RIGHT TIME!!!!!

i dont know whats wrong with rag though.............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-j7OhI5V2s
random but i just felt like posting it anyway. i love this vid XD

ive seen all of those but it still cracks me up, especially the one with that baby

i know right XD
cats are like the most halarious animals in the world cause they get easly scared, like to chase lazors and flashlights, jump out randomly, and you can catch them in the funnyest poses XP

omfg look. ITS THE CAT VERSION OF RAG!! XD

OMG ROFL AHAAHAHHAHHHAAHAH THAT IS SO FUNNY I AM LMAOING AS WE SPEAK

rofl, taco puts on a good impersonation!
thats taco right? o.o
meh! its awesome ^.^

nah, thats not taco, although it does look ALOT like him o.o
i seriously just found this pic on the internet XD

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH, convinient as hell lol

lol that failed >.> idk how to put a vid on here lol.
meh here anyway-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4

Zielo wrote:

lol that failed >.> idk how to put a vid on here lol.
meh here anyway-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4

Lol, you need the embedded code "<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/0_fPV13lKm4&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/0_fPV13lKm4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>" That also lol its funny i've seen about 20times


here it is

uhhhhhhhh, what?
meh, this is funneh ^.^
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY&feature=PlayList&p=C3E3D830CD5A0900&index=13

okay.....
now tell us, (in english) how to do that >_>

rofl XD

Step one:
Copy the highlighted code

Step two:
Paste it here

Step three:
Send the post

Step four:
Enjoy =p

And that's how you post youtube videos xD