Whats the funniest thing that a noob has done to you

Well, My friend told me one, he was on his Hermit and a guy traded him and said give me your stars and I'll go recharge them.
I noob came up me and said "Nx Pl0x" and I was like wtf? and ignored her
Also, I was traded by this guy and he said is 133meso alot? I was like lol, and have 75k and said go buy something nice for yourslef.

"WHERE THE HELL IS VARROCK"

"HOW DO I USE MY NEOPOINTS"

(i didnt make those up, someone actually said those)

what is varrock. -.-

Noob: Mesos plz
Me: I'm deaf
Noob: u dun ned to hear to read
Me: STFU noob
=)

Varrocks a town in runescape o_o;
hmmm lemme see

Newb-Can i buy ur hat (my nx halo) for 20k?
Me-uhh no
Newb-25k plz?
Me-Do you mean my actual helm or my halo O_o
newb-25k seal yes?
-repeats-
-Cancels trade-

Heres my solvent
Noob: Can I buy your dog?
Me: Sure, but you have to go through a challenge of worthyness first
Me: Dont worry, its easy
Noob: Okay
Me: Suck My B4llz
Noob cancels trade ^.^

Btw, that actually happened

Me: Welcome to the guild
Noob: MY NAMES RAG
Me: I see
Noob: IM GANNA MAKE A MOOVY CALLED CRYSTALS SOULZ
Me: Interesting (not really), when will it come out
Noob: FRIDAY I SWARE
Me: Im looking forward to it(not really)


`jking rag, i couldnt resist making fun of you`

Rofl Shen

your the devil shen....
but lol its true 0,0 i have been stalling, alot has come up and i cant work over emotional pressure, im okay now 0,0
im actually seriously nearly done

also, i actually couldnt stop laughing when i read that omar, didnt expect it! i was literally rofling

ROFL SHEN!!
AND HURRY UP RAGS!

lolz!~
HURRY UPS RAG!
Now everyone is mad at you =P

okay...

On Basil there was a thread similar to this O_o

I know, thats were i got the idea from...

Me: I lyk mudkipz
Noob: ME TOO!!!! =O

I did that yesterday in Henny =OOOO

Shen wrote:

Me: Welcome to the guild
Noob: MY NAMES RAG
Me: I see
Noob: IM GANNA MAKE A MOOVY CALLED CRYSTALS SOULZ
Me: Interesting (not really), when will it come out
Noob: FRIDAY I SWARE
Me: Im looking forward to it(not really)


`jking rag, i couldnt resist making fun of you`

ROFL! it makes it even funnier that it is now Dec. 24th XD
anyway... sorry for the revive (and this is an old ass topic lol), but i just got EXTREMELY bored and started looking up old topics o.o and i decided to bring this one up again! xP i have a pretty good noob moment here, this is just before me and rag got engagged and after tyra got her hog:

~me, vamp, and tyra are in ch 5 amoria just talking about random stuff and a noob comes along...~
Noob (to tyra): your beauty i like your eyes
Noob: how you get the hog
Us: -ignore and keep talking-
Noob: -repete-
Noob: -repete-
Noob: -repete-
Us: -gets aggravated and moves to the wedding shop-
Noob: -follows-
Now were in the wed shop and were pissed cause this noob wont leave us alone >.>
Noob: how you get the hog is it expensive
Vamp: if we tell you will you go away?
Noob: yes
Tyra: there is a secret way to get it, you need to go to the omega sector
Me: yes, you need to go to the omega sector and talk to the red meso ranger. look for a hidden button that says "HOG TIME" and you can get the hog. the level limit is 10 and it will only be 10,000 mesos
Noob: raelly
Noob: then why you dont have one
Me: i do
Noob: then take it out and proove
Me: i dont feel like it
Tyra: she dosnt have to if she dosnt want to
Me: yeah it costs 10k to take it out every time and im broke
Noob: i dont belive you
Me: ok, whatever then. bai
Noob (to me): i challange you to snails
Noob(lvl 26 btw): whoever hits the highest on a snail wins and then ill leave you alone
Noob: -leaves to go to HHG and dosnt realize were not following him-
Us: LOL *cc14*

omfg, this is almost as good as the last one... >_> and this seriously JUST happened.
ok...get this... a noob that actually GIVES you money o-O no, seriously... o.O;
i was getting snow pieces in HHG and a lvl 14 magi trades me and says "YOUR SO HOT" and just gives me friggen 720k mesos! XD and then he kept talking about how hawt i was said i made him horny..... >_>;
kinda creepy but meh, i made 720k with no effort o.O

OMFG, and yet another noob moment that just happened! XD
it isnt so much as a noob moment but this is for all the people who are smega-crazy. dont pay attention to the white text, as it is all just HHG noob mumble jumble:

FAIL. x3

lol, this isnt a noob moment, but i was in happyville and just came apon this and thought it was funny, so i took a screenie >.>

-revives-
But with some good stuff.
1) So angie and I were cpqing and we got this guy like a lvl 35 dit. We went in rm5 or 6 and started tw. I'm just minding my own business owning rombots and auto looting pots till the noob dit comes and trys to kill rombots aswell. He died like what 5 times? he said take of pet loot and I said no then he got really bitching over it and it was quite funny. He also said i was noob. how was I when I got like 2/3rd's of the cpq. So when the cpq ended I finished with a awesome record of 305cp and we made over 501 giving us a an A (30k exp WHOOSH). Right after the noob dit leaves and calls me noob. LOL

2) The pic tells all.

i'll explain it all later

ill explain. o-o
we were at the maple tree and this nooblet comes along and starts spamming B> MAPAL LAEFS (wonderful spelling), and jando wants to sell him some of his. jando trades, and he asks him go offer for them. the noob competivally asks' for'? jando then got bored of his noobness and made his price of 500 mesoes each. he said that, and the noob put up only 500 mesos. (and there were about 2000 leaves)

Happned today
A lvl 46 fighter tried to stick me with a lvl 30 dit while he had a lvl 38 dit in cpq for a TW for fight for first. So we did room 4 and as expected my partner failed....but i kept fighting having him disable towers, and i litteraly pinned them with "avoidbility ups" and owned them by about a 200 point diffrence, btw at that time i was on the same ch as jando being afk and theyre were random ppl calling you nub outside o_o

This one happened about a month or so ago.

Noob in Lith (He shall henceforth be named Marta): can someone give me a hene scroll plz?
Person replying (He shall henceforth be named Ambience): ?
Marta: plz i need to go to heny and i dont have money
Ambience: lo siento no hablo espanol (sorry i dont speak spanish)

After about 5 seconds....

Marta: you just said you dont speak spanish
Ambience: -cc's-
Me: -proceeds to summon monsters in the lith harbor weapon store-

LOL xD
gg kev
the summon sack from that ludi quest? x]


and dont even get me started on the cpq noobs... ._.
there are ones that steal wins, ones that try and cheat you out, and the ones that just plain dont know what their doing x.x

Zielo wrote:

LOL xD
gg kev
the summon sack from that ludi quest? x]


and dont even get me started on the cpq noobs... ._.
there are ones that steal wins, ones that try and cheat you out, and the ones that just plain dont know what their doing x.x

I just find it hilarious that even when them two combined and out level me and i still beat them =P

hehehe lol at the noobs wait im a noob -lols at self-