Jando Returns

Lol, dont you love these threads.

Any way...the main thing that makes me come back is the vicious hammer -gets wet-

So your thinking wtf is the vicious hammer?

Glad you asked. The vicious hammer allows you to add 1 slot to an item that currently has no slots. Take my fairfrozen for example. Its 122/13 atm. (for you noobs thats 122 att and 13str) its 0 slot so if i use a vicious hammer then it will become a 122/13 1 slot FF. How cool is that? but wait theres more not only can i scroll it with a scroll of my choice i can then use another vicious hammer after I use that one So i can scroll 2 more scrolls.

Imagine a 126/15 FF bah its to godly to imagine. Not only would it be gold (its already is) but it would be a worth a fortune. But sadly you can only use the vicious hammer twice.

But imagine all those pacs and wg's being able to add 2 more slots. I could make my 10att wg to a 14att o.o -THIS IS AWESOME-

Theres are also new skin colours such as pink and green coming out and we are getting the maker skill -YAY- say hello to reverse weapons (dont know what they are? go to the mts and go to wanted then go to search. Search Timeless and Reverse and you will see).

You may be tiunking that im a crazy and this is all bull but i have a link yes a link so now enjoy TEEHEE

Maker skill, Vicious hammer, New Skins

-Dreams-

133/17 red surfboard (2 10% or 30%)
132/19 fairfrozen (2 10% or 30%)

3att 12str pac (2 10% or 30%)
13att 16str pac (2 +5 chaos scrolls)

My shoes could become anything
17dex/25jump/5speed (2 10% or 30%)
11dex/15jump/9speed (2 10% or 30%)
21dex/25jump/13speed (2 +5 chaos scrolls) :14:

16att wg (2 10% or 30%)
20att wg (2 +5 chaos scrolls)

And then theres my overall........
37dex/21acc/5spd (2 10% or 30%)
37dex/25acc/13spd (2 +5 chaos scrolls)

:14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14::14:

A guy can dream -looks off into the distance-

Hmm....If I'm free this weekend I might try to x4 twice o.o
Sorry but i got to write this down
-I have 75k rep
-I can get 1hr and 15mins of x4 a day (uses 2k nx and around 9.5k rep?)
-If I start at 3:30pm AEST time I can x4 till 4:45pm then either train or rest for 15mins. Relog at 5pm AEST (PDT midnight). and do it again. Giving me 2hrs 30mins of x4. Then I can i x2 the rest.
-So recap. I can get 2hrs and 30mins x4 and 1hr and 30mins of x2. This should get me roughly 3-4lvls
-I will do this twice and can only do it twice (since i got only 4k nx) giving me 6-8lvls
-Boosting me up to the awesome lvl of 113-115
-Then If if i do get the nx that kish will give me (he's paying me back) I can do that again and again.
-Not only will i get to 4th but i have will have enough to upgrade my weps (ily vicious hammers)
-Ahhh...I feel better now :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D




Also.
Dear Shen,
If you are thinking of upgrading your weps or getting new ones. Get a MoN, they are awesome and is basically a free 12att (there cheap to go on the run, its free for me ily HB) But if you get a decent lvl of SE (gl) you could get it for free aswell. But a MoN is worth it since its could be impossible to get a HT pendant (unless you buy a karma one). Anyway hope this helped. (I really want to do this. I am when im 115 or 120 idk...

From Jando


I still want to type o.o whose up for a story?

I came up with this story on the way to school today.

Let me give you a background of it.
I was mad that shen did all those thing to me at once and I thought it couldn't be true. Shen betrayed me. I was crushed. So I concocted this up even though I didn't feel mad about this whole thing. Confuse yet?

The sun was out and the plants were glimmering in the glistering sunlight. They day was perfect, everyone was happy but me. The last 3 weeks were like a blur to me, It happened so fast, I should of seen it and prevented it but I couldn't.

I continue my way to the ceremony, I should of been happy for my Leader but I wasn't he didn't seem to be himself he was different. Everyone was there I saw Angie and Ed run there and kish was with a couple of the newcomer who were inviting to the guild in the last 3 weeks. Everyone was so cheery. It didn't feel right, my wife was next to me with our son. Ami sense it to. But she didn't know what was it either. My son was oblivious and was enjoying he life at 4.

I entered the ceremony room with my family, everyone in the guild was there and was sitting in this semi-circle stone seating like the ones in the coliseum in Rome. Angie called us over to the front, it didn't seem right that they didn't sense this eeriness. Everyone just looked happy.
We were welcomed when we arrived to our seats and had a front row seat as we saw our Leader become...........

Kk i need to go for a while but when i get home i will continue this.

My heart sank, did she really feel like that? Was this real? Am I at any random moment going to wake up in my bed?
I hadn't...
My heart began to pound, this was legit...
She pulled the rope from my legs, I was able to walk. "Why is this happening?" I asked, almost knowing the answer without having to ask it.
"To die... Peter."
"Peter?" She suddenly turned around and pierced my neckline with a syrienge.

I sat up, my heart racing. My bed sheets flew across the room as my arms flailed violently.
I was dreaming... Thank god.
I felt my wrists, they were slightly bruised, my ankles the same. My neck had a small twitching pain to it... It wasn't a dream after all.



NOW FEEL THE POWER OF A CLIFFHANGER MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

epic.
Dont feel like continuing it now >.> maybe later

-dies of mass confusion-
@____@

win

So your coming back with the new patch?

-sigh-
hes back T_T
i thought you would last longer this time, but noooooo. one update and your back. then again, its KoC. i would probly come back too.
LEARN2TAKEBREAKS

no angie you dont get it do you? CK aint bringing me back. THE VICIOUS HAMMER IS!!! RAWR the most epic thing ever!!!!!!

what about the Ban hammor

ugh the hammer is gey T_T
yippie for 2 extra slots. its not gonna change your damage that much. immagine: right now i can kill voodoos in about 3 hits. i use the hammer thing, get more att, might get ever so slightly higher damage (by what, 50 to 100) and yet still it would take me about 3 hits to kill.
-sigh- dmg hoars
not only that, but when it comes out everythings gonna skyrocket. T_T
another thing, theres a chance both times the scrolls would fail and you get nothing out of it.
its a fail and another waste of money jando. i thought you were finally realizing that maple = bad for you right now T.T

The VICIOUS HAMMER will revolutionize maple. Yes stuff like 17 - 20 att gloves will sky rocket but things like 14att and 15atts will decrease....i think. But anyway im looking forward for the vicious hammer. and know one and i mean no one is gonna stop me.

Jandor wrote:

The VICIOUS HAMMER will revolutionize maple. Yes stuff like 17 - 20 att gloves will sky rocket but things like 14att and 15atts will decrease....i think. But anyway im looking forward for the vicious hammer. and know one and i mean no one is gonna stop me.

well if you think about it this way, 8 attack work gloves are the most common, once the vicious hammer comes out, 10 and 12 will be the most common, once more and more come out, 8 attack wg prices will decrease. So average equipment like that will go down and that freak 25 att wgs will sky rocket up. So it will kind of make an ASYMPTOTE in the prices of equipment, there will be average, and above average equipment with prices fitted for their names.

Ban Hammor or well i forgot, i just remember that its a hammor,

Ban Hammor- Bad

No hammor- Good

No one gets whacked in the head with a hammor too

-Afraid-

Pico Pico Hammer

Shen wrote:

Jandor wrote:

The VICIOUS HAMMER will revolutionize maple. Yes stuff like 17 - 20 att gloves will sky rocket but things like 14att and 15atts will decrease....i think. But anyway im looking forward for the vicious hammer. and know one and i mean no one is gonna stop me.

well if you think about it this way, 8 attack work gloves are the most common, once the vicious hammer comes out, 10 and 12 will be the most common, once more and more come out, 8 attack wg prices will decrease. So average equipment like that will go down and that freak 25 att wgs will sky rocket up. So it will kind of make an ASYMPTOTE in the prices of equipment, there will be average, and above average equipment with prices fitted for their names.

finally someone gets me