Jando's Random Thing of the day

COOKIES AND CREAM FTW

LOL
i love how you got us into thinking we were about to read a sex scene, then when you click the spoiler, nothing XD

Sad now, I failed. My mind can't put the words down. Well plan A failed. Off to plan B, Can you make up a sex scene? 1m to the winner. GL

nah im good o_o;;;;
ask josu, he likes writing that kind of stuff

I already gave him a 12m equips so he doesnt count. Come on angie. it doenst have to b sexal in ways like what now?

e.o

No way im doing this... GAY STUFF

then... TELL KISH TO DO IT, HES THE WRITER! x_x
i cant write for shit, muchless a sex scene
if i were to write a sex scene, it would be something like this:

There once was a shrew named Joe. Joe met a transvestite unicorn. Joe banged the unicorn. Out came 6 little unioctoshrew larva-babies. The End.

applause's angie's work

He found her chin with his hand and turned her face toward him, and her traitorous body followed.
He kissed her, not eagerly, but as though dragged to her and forced into touching his mouth to hers.
A groan - of protest, of loneliness, of need - rumbled up from somewhere deep in his chest, and Phoebe felt the heat and hardness of him against her thigh.

"I promised you would be safe with me," he gasped, when at last the kiss ended.

Phoebe loved Duncan. She realised that fully now, and if she couldn't say so in plain words, she would tell him with her body.
She pulled his shirt up, and slid her hands beneath it, carass the warm, granitelike flesh of his back and his ribs, the downy wall of his chest.
He felt sleek and muscular and...very dangerous.


hehe...
want me to keep going?

or not...?

P.S if i win, Angie gets the 1m

why me? dont you want it? o.o

If i was forced to make one, it would end up like this

I tried so hard, and got so far. In the end, it doesnt even matter

IVE! BECOME SO NUMB I CANT FEEL YOU THERE, BECOME SO TIRED SO MUCH MORE AWARE BY BECOMING THIS! ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE MORE LIKE ME AND BE LESS LIKE YOU

Tired of being what you want me to be...


Linkin park FTW

linkin park DOES ftw... but how does that relate to a sex scene? x_x

thats not even a scene. In fact, i dont even know what it is. I just like linkin park ok? Now stop yelling at me!!

Puts a megaphone to ragz ear andYELLLLS!!!

.....idk im bored x__x and sleepy =.=

okey...
since no one cares about the sex scene...

-flushes story down the toilet bowl-

wat am i gona do with 1 mil Angie?
i've quit maple!

oh right thats true...
you should start back up again once schools over =P

...

once skoolz ova im heading to USA...
then after im back...i'd be looking to join Uniz...
then...life is kinda going to be in a toll... =S

maybe, maplez gona have to wait...

uhhhhhh.......

Are we allowed to name names? like vagina? cunt? pussy? box?
can we use things like
'fight the hose with the fire'
'fuck the heat out of her'
'fight the dragon'
'play with the dragon'???!?!?!@?!?$!

oh gawd that was going no where...

i cna think of one X_X
Bored out of his mind, he went to his girlfriends house, he noticed that his parents were gone so he decided to fuck the shit out of his girlfriend till the hymen poured out...
good enough? A+?

Sher wins unless kish can make a better one f3

bleh its 1m XD

YAY!!!

-does happy dance-

u can give the money to Angie when eva u please!

thanks sher 8D
i guess i kinda need it anyway, i donated like 5....10...15...dont remember how much mil to the guild, but all i got is like 8m left x.x

I have less than 3mil right now X___X