WHY ARE TEACHERS SO STRESSED AT SCHOOL?!

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Rofl!!! i got this mail from a friend, and itz like really funny...so i thought ima post it up (for lack of anything betta to do... )
especially the maths problems at the end... =>





When in School we have wondered why teachers always seemed so mad
Now we know the reason…coz they are so stressed out by kids
Why??????? Read the essays below to find out
Interesting answers...given by children to turn teacher's worlds upside down :-P






Want more? Check out these Mathematical geniuses…
The 3rd one's my favorite…





this is the kinda maths i do at school [the limit as x approaches 8 = infinity] and Dam if anyone understood that! lmao!

uhhhhhhhhh....meh too lazy to google it atm. i dont even remember how to set up the problem x_x ill do it when i get back from petco xP

u mean 'equations'?
lmao!

petco?
youre getting a new pet? o.o
sorry i went on today, and then my asshole teacher came and was like MISKA YOURE A DUMBASS TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER YOU IDIOTIC SHITBAG (nah just joking)
and so all the thingies disappeared!!! DX
Btw ange, SAM TRICKED ME DX
she knew i would call her friends and made me come over, oh gawd it was so awkward, i finally got steph to come over, and since steph was at crystals house, she came over too =P
-saved-
but making out and the climatic sex was pretty good before they came (nah jks, thats just mean X_X)

but yeah, y - int is EASY, i dont remember it but if its in like triangles and stuff then im your guy! =D
i remember when i was bored shitless, i decided to study, and ACED the test bitch P=

sam...did...what....
omg
IM GOING TO TASER THAT BITCHES HEART OUT, DUMP HER IN A POOL THAT CONSISTS OF RANDOM HARMFUL ACIDS, THEN RUN HER OVER WITH A BIG ASS TRUCK!!! THEN MAYBE ILL EVEN THROW A HANDFULL OF COPPERHEADS AND BLACK WIDOWS AT HER UNTIL SHE EVENTUALLY REALIZES TO STAY AWAY FROM---
yah ill basically go all louisiana on that chicks ass
kay? o.o

............ o.o
-stares-
sure o.o

kay x]
-packs double-edged commando knife, A-K 47, and rope-
brb
-flies to aus-

-goes to airport to welcome Angie to AUSTRALIA!!!-
-presents her with an Atom bomb-

u can use this if ur taser energy runs out!

-big cheeky smile-

thanks sher :]
-goes to sams house-
-realizes i dont know where she lives-
-knocks on door anyway-
-big scary middle aged hairy man comes to door-
-bombs-
-run-

<__<;

well there goes my bomb!! *who cares about that bald guy?*

u no, shez probably listed...i'll check!
-starts going through White Pages-

but you only have a first name
how can you get her?
and nooo
even if she likes me, shes one of my bffl's X_X

i have my ways Rag...

and 'bffl's'? Best Friends Forever List's?
LMAO!!!

best friends for life X_X

white pages? dont you mean yellow pages?
and garr...fine...ill stop preteding to kill sam x_x

i can do it for u!

White pages = People's house numbers
Yellow Pages = People's Business numbers

i cant check her on yelo pages coz she doesnt own a business...
does she?

lol she probly owns a st-
ok ill just stop right there before i get beat by rag x.x

-casts indistructable shield around Angie which includes the shield that Bella uses in Breaking Dawn-
HAHA!!!
no one can hit HER with Magical power anymore!! IT WONT WORK!!
-stands infront of Angie in a defensive Stance-

u go ahead and say anything u want...mmm...can i call u Lena? itz sounds sweet...

-looks around-
..who, me? o.o
hm...i never had a cool nickname before...
ok o.o

YAY!!!

LENA!!!

WEWT
i feel like a puppy thats just been picked out of a soggy cardboard box and named 8D

hehe
LENA LENA LENA!!!

now therez a name i wouldnt have thought of!
but i did... LMAO!!!

hm, that should be a new thing that i should change and add to my new high school life o.o
instead of saying... "hi, im angela", ima say "hai, im lena" x]
WEWT NEWNESS

-uses sheild snatcher-
-steals zeilos indistructable magic proof sheild-
-runs-
weeeee

NO
YOU SAID IT WRONG

Quote :

-uses sheild snatcher-
-steals lenas indistructable magic proof sheild-
-runs-
weeeee

better x]

YEA MAN!!!

-casts vocab spell on Blaze-

LEARN TO SPELL!