Riddles Of Fun xD

First topic message reminder :

ok rag and i was talking about riddles and he wanted me to
start a post about riddles so post your riddles here xD

ill list the one i gave to rag today.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons but there are 3 ppl
how is this possible

isnt larz nice... volunteering to take us all out shopping AND pay! =D

T^T plz no

dw you dont have to pay for meh=D
coz ima guy, and we're sexy -does random pose with larz-

OH GAWD DX
T-T

D=
not sexual
-gives larz $20-
TAKE IT AND RUN D=
I CANT BE SAVED, JUST SAVE YOURSELF DX
-dies-

o_o;
-goes and buys a cash card-

Jacks the cash card from larz and runs away!

HAHAHAH VICTORY IS MINE!!! HAHAHAHAH

*bumps into a security guard*

Uh oh.....

Who knows what happens next?

*steals cash card off ragnarz while he getts told of* *sucks famous runners blood, runs supa fast* yay blood sucking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-shoots everyone in temples-
do i win?

MISS
-snipes rag-
no i win =3

-automatically wins because im the girl-
BITCH EVERYONE KNOWS THE GIRL ALWAYS WINS DX
-walks of with the nx-
oh wait i already just recently got nx.... meh -throws at kish-

*intercepts*

*attempts to crawl out, cant walk/run cause im crippled from the basketballs*

*hypnotises with vampire eyes* YES MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (wow this is random)

-tackles-
HA Gotcha
-yoink- my card =P

-gives a white furry fluffy bunny to Blaze-
-snatches card-
-escapes in a Ferrari-

hehe! ALL MINE!!!

-eats ferrari parts so sher is only floating and steering with the steering wheel-
-gets bloated from eating ferrari-
-naps-
-wakes up and takes nx card while sher is sitting on the road trying to escape in the steering wheel-

(now that was random)

~kiteh~

mewl ._.
-sprouts tiny demon wings and flutters around-
-snatches card from kish-
wait, why did i get this? i gave it to him in the first place! DX
-toss at kish again-

-eats card-
oops o.o

*jumps out of kish's stomach* MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (how did i get in kish's stomach o.o)

-still cuddling the fluffy bunny-

-eats fluffy bunny-

-fluffy bunny jumps out of kish's stomach with a monkey holding a bazooka- seriously how do those thing keep getting in there?

because jesus hates me T~T
-cries-
-cuts-
-emo corner-

kish ~ why do u hate me jesus!!!! DX
jesus ~ cuz i hate mexicans, fucking mexicans!!
kish ~ but im chillean
jesus ~ i dont care u look mexican!

now it makes sense...JESUS HATES MEXICANS!!! (im so goning to hell for this...meh)

-burns Rag at the stake for eating my Ferrari-

THAT COST ME 800 THOUSAND BUCKZ!!!

and it was black...
*mops in a corner*