Am i the oldest person here?

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omfg! plz dont tell me i am! tat makez me feel so ooooooooooolllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddd!!!! whoz ova 17?

your orderz comin rite up!

but Hawaii n New Jersey? a bit too far for me to bring em! i no! i'll help u eat em! YAY!!!

ima very nice person u no? thank me!

D= BUT IM HUNGRY

chew on ur arm...ROFL!!!

DX i cant zielo is still chewing on it

rofl...let go angie!
mayb u can hav my rite arm, coz shez on my left....
no need to fight ova! im very flexible!
anyone else wan a piece of me? therez alot of me to go round!

-goes on knees-
-open mouth-
-stick tongue out-
-says-
I'm ready to lick your ******

sher, meet alex. XD

already have, hez in my myspace

Tell me the where n when [since we alreadi no the how] n i'll b rite there, Alex!

-pulls down pants-
-pulls down boxer-
When: you can meet now
There: you can meet me down there now get on ur knees

XD
lawl alex is the peverted guy that we've learnt to know and love XD

yup xP
and it seems as though sher isnt phased by it at all...odd o.o
she fits in perfactly!!! XD
and remember what i said on a different post a few days ago? about owen and how he would be useful if he replied to the topics no one else would answer and keep the forums going but not excessivly? o-o WELL SHER IS PERFACT FOR THAT! XD

lol yeah, she actually gives her opinion and everything, with owen, i went to like 50 dead topics that all he wrote was 'o.o'

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im frightened ._.;

-batman voice (the scary kind)-

Be afraid VERY AFRAID
-randomly farts-
-embarrased-
-runs away-

i love talking! start me n u'll neva hear the end of it! jus ask everyone tat no me! actually, why go all the way wen M'z rite here? we talked for 2 or 4 hourz im not sure, but at nite im sure, coz i was falling asleep...but i no it had LOADZ of sex topicz in tat...which was awesome! =D

N Alex, u gota cut down on the Blow jobz...they're bad for ur teeth!
n leave Zielo alone! dont wori girl, i'll protect ya! u gota rape me b4 u get to her!
oh wait, i forgot her husband, so therez me first XP, Rag next, u'd hav to turn gay for tat, Rag already is, i think hez got a button tat turnz on and off at random timez of the day tat makez him gay....[take advantage Alex], then her...which is not gona happen coz u'd be in chainz!!!

e__o Wth?
-throws pr0n magzine at bot-
there that should keep him busy for awhile, and keep him from raping ppl in the process .__.;

;;

O_O; WHAT?

o.o.................
-stares at magazine-
-drools-
-red eyes likes this -
-looks up-
-runs towards blaze-
-turns him to a pervy straight zombie-
-infects everyone else besides sher angie and miska-
-tells the pervy zombie ATTTAACKKK SHER ANGIE AND MISKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
-sits down and eats a cookie while zombies are attacking sher angie and miska-
-drools-
-randomly farts-
-runs away-

-unaffective due to complete insanity-
._.; you pretty much affected 5-7 ppl GG on making one crappy zombie hoard XD
-takes out my trusty shotgun-
*click*click*
-BOOM HEADSHOT-
boom, no perverted zombie rape today =P

ooh look, the bunny guy has a shotgun! XD
*moprhs into kitty* CANT RAPE ME NAO buahaha... unless its possible to rape cats >_>
and me being a kitty might just enhance it for him >.>;

I think theyll just mistake you for wearing a Kitty costume o.o;
so yeah enhanced, X_X;
Disturbing thoughts.........

omfg thanks for the bestiality thought -.-

DX rawr