The war of Emos

Ill start off with acting like the emo-est emotic freak... then its your move to kill me. Also u have to pick a side, emo or emo killer


Emo:
-writes in diary-
-plants black roses-
-cries in pillow-
-stares at posters of jonas brothers-
-humps poster of jonas brotherers-
-eats teddygrams then cries about how he bit the heads off of them-
-writes in diary about it-
-cycle continues-

YOUR MOVE

emo XD:
*goes to shens house, rips his jonahs brothers poster, then eats it* THEY SUCK!
*goes to blaze's bunny-filled happy time rainbow house and paints everything black and blood red*

EMO JOURNAL:
*Writes EMO JOURNAL IN EMO JOURNAL*
cycle continues.

O^O
-paints the black into peachy color and the blood into brown-
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A CHOCOLATE CAKE

-walks into the emo house-
-adds orange kitty wallpaper-
-adds several lights-
-adds a giant stereo playing the waffle song(on a loop)-
-this time adds a teddybear, a stuffed fluffy bunny, puts bunny ears on zielo(lulz), replaces black roses with
sunflowers, and a TV box playing Charlie the Unicorn-
-runs off-

im on the neutral happy(insane) person side 8D

-adds tear drops to kitty-
-paints lights black-
-changes the song to black parade-
-cries to the beauty of the song-

O.O;
-Sneaks in while Shen is being a crybaby X3-
-switches the lights with Fish Shaped lamps-
-Quickly switches the song to the Pirate Song-
-Runs like hell-

~throws pie full o' poop at blaze~

MY CRYING WAS A DECOY!

e___o
eewwwwwwww
-Takes Shower-
Where did you get a plie of pie Dung in the first place e_o -distirbing thoughts-
-Leaves decor cake, Bluberry Pie with whipped cream, a Strawberry cake, Ice cream cake, and a huge wedding cake while Shen is pondering-
There less emo snacks more sweets =3
-Runs off on ma mount-
HAHA!

how i get my pie full o' poop is none of your buisness

-feeds all the pies to hobos-

omfg, a tv that plays charlie the unicorn is awesomeness XD
*turns bunny ears indo black cat ears, paints the orange cat wallpaper into crying black cat wallpaper*
*gets giant sizors and cuts all the heads off the sunflowers*

O^O nuuuuu the sunflowers
-Paints over the sad kitty wallpaper with Strawberry Wallpaper & adds kiddie rugs-
-kicks all the hobos out-
-Paints Zielo's kitty ears white & and adds a red ribbon- XD
-Bring's a Kitty into the room named Mittins- =D
-Plants a mini garden on the flower bed-
-walks away-

ARRRGH!!
*adds crying faces to every strawberry on the wallpaper and paints the background black*
*sets up a hobo farm*
argh *removes pretty ribon kitty ears and adds black stripes and black cat tail*
MITTENS! =D *adds cute little skull bow*
*adds black and red dye in the flowerbed so the seeds suck it up and turn out as red and black flowers*
*adds mounds of eye liner, teardrop, red streak in hair, black skull hoodie, jack skeleton t-shirt, dark baggy genes with chains, and converse shoes to blaze*
*replaces his angel wings with death wings and puts his hoodie on*

O^O nuuu depressing loooook
*cough* bleh make up X_X
-shakes off emo/goth/evil cloths-
-paints over sad faces with smiley faces & clocks =D-
-Blows up the hobo farm and sends them to the soup kitchen-
-adds a ribbon bell to zielo's tail-
-dresses up shen as a giant puppy while he's distracted(or more like knocked out*puts away baseball bat*)-
-adds a giant stuffed pikachu-
-ties a red ribbon around mittons-
-RUNS LIKE HELL-

omfg
*rips wallpaper so that it looks all torn and ragged*
*rounds up the hobos again and puts them in there hobohouse*
*replaces bell with decrative skull*
idk what to do about shen o_o
PIKACHU FTW!!!
*adds chain necklace to mittens*
*runs after blaze with a blood-covered chainsaw*
RUN BITCH RUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

F5 ACK.,. <.<"
-runs away-

-sneaks into the emo house at night and add Cake patterns all around-
-Puts a GIANT(and giant as touching the roof) teddybear with a blue ribbon-
-paints mittins chain gold and adds a fishy key chain on it-
-carefully sneaks away-

-adds candles and symbolic stars-
-hangs chains everywhere-
-eats cake patterns-
-rips up carpets and put a layer of cement over floorboards-
-dyes mittens to look like fire-
-eats teddy bear-
-chains blaze to the wall-

rofl rag just ate everything.
PWNED
*goes to watch charlie the unicorn*

-takes out a chain saw-
-tells to rag "ill give u a count to 2 to stop being emo"
- 1...2...-
-kills rag-

my hungry emoness can never be killed!!!!
-haunts alex, eating all his cookies.....-

-pees on alex-

THE EMO RITUAL IS COMPLETE, ALEX IS ONE OF US NOW

(if u didnt already know, peeing on someone is the only way to make them emo)

eew o.O;
i see why that would make them emo lol

*makes blaze look emo again* >=|
(rofl i didnt draw this i just found it. convenient? XD)

ill let shen pee on him ._.;

o.O"Drinks neculear waste and gains superpowers.
Power: Anti-Emo
Discription: Whenever around emo's they turn to normal people
2nd Power: Emo-Annihilation
Discription: If a emo stares you in the eye, they turn normal.
3rd Power: Colour!
Discription: Anything that is emo in radius, gets coloured up to look anti-emo
4th Power: EMO-OBLITERATION
Discription: If the emo is still emo after the previous 3, they get eternal life, and gets warped to the most happiest (non-emo) place in the world.
(copyright infringment: You use these, you will.......have a unpleasent future. I own these skills, none of you can steal them!!!).

Uses all powers in emo corner.
/thread

there are no more emo's now so there is no more war. YES EVERYONE, NORMAL PEOPLE WON XD XD XD XD XD XD
oh crap. DAM IT. SIDE EFFECTS T-T

Anti-Power: Depression
Discription: Gets depressed without no emo's in the world to use powers on.
Anti-Power 2: Emo-Bang
Discription: After months of no emo's. creates something similar to the Big Bang but instead of planets coming out, emo's do.
Anti-Power 3: Emo-King
Discription: Becomes king of all emo's.
Anti-Power 4: World knife
Discription: Commands every emo in the world to cut themself with a knife.

ARHHH!!! THE PAIN

oh no now there colliding together. T-T

Corrupt Power: /Universe
Discription: With the mass choas of all those powers happening at once, the universe implodes.



o.O ehhh yea soz everybody, didn't mean to end the universe o.O atleast there arn't any emo's now o.O wait well no one is. LOL!!!!

.__.
-breaks loose-
-casts TIME PARADOX to when jando drank nuclear waste and switches it with jello-
-while the anti-emo ppl are distracting them-
-adds fuzzy rugs to the concrete floor-
-applies striped bunny pattern wellpaper to the walls-
-adds a coffee table with cakes, pies, pastries, muffins, and cookies-
-cleans the dye out of mittins, ties a bell coller around him and gives him a yarn ball to play with-
-steals emo picture of me- NEVER >=(
-adds a kiddie chair, desk, and drawer to the scene-
-plants various flowers in place of the dark roses-
-chases the hobos away-
-takes out my sword and chops the chainsaw in-half-
-this time add 3 stuffed kittens, 6 stuffed bunnies, 5 stuffed turtles, 2 giant teddybears, 8 comfy pillows, 3 bean bag chairs, a smiley poster, and a cookie shaped cair-
-runs away- =D that ought to keep them busy.

-walks sadly to emo land-
-cuts self with those big huge kitchen knife-
-crys-
-writes in diary how my life is so pathetic-
-walks to gardener shop (john deere or something-
-takes chain saw-
-cuts self with chainsaw-
-arms fall off-
-writes in diary with mouth-
-goes to kitchen-
-looks at cookies-
-stuff cookies at the blood area-
-crys-
-goes out of kitchen-
-looks at jando-
-runs away and crys in a dark emo corner-
-turn the whole room color black-
-makes the rug into layers(wat blaze said about the rug i forgot wat he said)-
-color the bed black-
-puts knives on the cieling-
-puts the coffin (tat has spike thingys in it) in the other corner of the room-
-crys-
-writes in journal with blood and a feather-