DICRTY ASLRAPSIT

I kwroite a bok gbiat tihs onea day., whaat sabiout rapistc that coulkdnt coko
FUCKIKGN KOIOKE IFS AMAZING like kasiursly piek, atstesc sdelicosl i want som enut BUAJT IKA CA M
fucikng alelk seteaking myg pie i;; fuckiong eatih your sghik like, scandy

oi dontl mena git aklex IK OVE YOU OLLLOLOKL

i ahve iso mujchj sjmirfnof fi can sdowna a hoarse

HIK SHNE oi wanna buy yoiu domre chesdar cheesea for yiiur mitniorbike
MIOGHTEST MIDGET OF KATNEH

LOG ON i;m so kobred obni on eis onlikn ,e

-no comments-
-Alek ish really disappointed-

Im guessing this is the reason why you havnt been on in a while.



You know excessive drinking is bad for your health..

Well, here's my guess...

I wrote a book about this one day, was about rapist that couldnt cook.
FUCKING KARAOKE IS AMAZING like seriously pie, aztec delicious I want some nut BUT I CANT
fucking alek stealing my pie I fucking eat your sigh like candy

I dont mean it alek I LOVE YOU LOLOLOLOLOL

i have so much smirfnof i can down a horse

HI SHEN i wanna buy you dome cheddar cheese for your motorbike
MIGHTIEST MIDGET OF KANTO

LOG ON im so bored onion is online

-derpface-

Zielo wrote:

You know excessive drinking is bad for your health..

Mmmm, yes, these were my thoughts exactly. You're not meant to drink to get drunk. It's okay once in awhile to go too far, but just be careful because it causes serious liver, kidney, and brain damage.

Oddly enough, Kev was pretty close.
Why I haven't been on in a while? Ange... if you didn't notice. It WAS just christmas. I'm Chilean, we do stuff the entire week until the new year.
Well no shit, I wasn't planning to drink at that party, just chill out, steal Erik's laptop for general facebooking time and just hang out with the guitarists or something. So I did that for most of the night and then Dad calls and asks me not to drink, I told him I was going to be sober because I had special plans the next day (I was taking Jessica out to this HUGE date I've been planning for ages) he told me that I had to stay home and help him with the house, I declined but he started making threats, completely uncalled for threats, and I knew my dad, he would actually do some of these things, so I call the lass and tell her I'm going to have to cancel today. She got really upset and I felt extremely guilty and angry and blergh. So I drank. I drank a shitload.
and there, that's my story, was supposed to be an awesome day worth every cent. But no, now I'm lying here, still in pain from my sickness minus the massive hangover and guilt of cancelling and making Jessica sad.
Beautiful weather too, would have been perfect for a picnic. I don't have much on today, when I finish I'll log on and get to 40. Plus I've been cutting down, I haven't been drunk since... last time and that was the last time I was drinking at all.
/story

Kish... THIS is the last time you get drunk and SHOVE it in our faces....
NEXT TIME I WON'T FORGIVE YOU

Alcohol is not the answer Kish ._. you acted like an Alcohol-emo therr D:
I understand hwo u felt but FOR CHRIST SAKE DON'T EVER DRINK AGAIN FOR THOSE REASONS

We expect you ON to go get THAT SS ^^ ;D
CHEER DUDE YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT