Christmas Physics and Christmas Light Show

So today, 2 interesting things occurred in my life.

First I learned about the Physics of Christmas. It explains how Santa isn't real by numerical values. I know it sounds boring, but it's actually quite funny if you read it, here's the link:

http://www.jimgeary.com/faves/joxe/JOXSCE05.HTM

The second is that I got to go to a really cool Christmas lighting event near my neighborhood. This was actually on the news so and has been going on for a while now, so my family decided to check it out. It was really cool, I can't explain right now, but here's a link which you can find everything about it:

http://www.erdajt.com/index2.htm

baha, i actually read the physics if christmas thing. it is kinda funny

WHAT?!
SANTA ISNT REAL!??!?!?!?! WHO HAS BEEN LEAVING THOSE PRESENTS UNDER MY TREE? WHO HAS BEEN EATING MY COOKIES AND DRINKING MY MILK? MY WORLD IS CRASHING. WOE, WOE IS ME!


I love christmas lights!

Man you guys a noob. Santa is able to control space and time, that's how he does it.

Jando wrote:

Man you guys a noob. Santa is able to control space and time, that's how he does it.

Yeah, that's what I always thought too. Like he was super ninja and could manipulate time. Psh, "santa isn't real". I dont know what you guys are smoking. Saying santa isn't real is like saying that the tooth fairy is made up, just ridiculous.

Santa is pro. God created him and gave him God like powers to bring happiness to the world. Saying Santa isn't real is saying God ins't real and thats just un-Christian like. SO SHHHHHHHHHHH

yeah, what jando said. Santa <3

BLASTHAMEY THE DAY SANTAS NOT REAL IS THE DAY THE WORLD GOES SPIRALING DOWN INTO COMPLETE AND UTTER CHAOS, rawr. I beleive D:

LARS PLAY MAPLESTORY YOU BABOON. I DONT GET HOW YOU STILL ENJOY USING THIS FORUM, YET YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME THAT THE FORUM IS BASED AROUND. THIS IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND I DONT KNOW WHY IT IS IN CAPSLOCK.

its called "friends" omar ):

and woahh cool dragon thingy
too bad THIS ONE IS BETTER

Shen wrote:

LARS PLAY MAPLESTORY YOU BABOON. I DONT GET HOW YOU STILL ENJOY USING THIS FORUM, YET YOU DONT PLAY THE GAME THAT THE FORUM IS BASED AROUND. THIS IS COMPLETELY RANDOM AND I DONT KNOW WHY IT IS IN CAPSLOCK.

But i ares still addicted to TF2 and the Soilder/Demoman update just came out which means NEW WEAPONS D=
and lolwut?

Larz..... Stop playong for a bit an reunite wit us u piece of..... w/e nothng comes to my mind D: and LOL at the Physics tingy x3 too bad Santa is Metaphysic F3 HEIS BEYOND THE PHYSICS! F5 SANTA IS REAL ! F5

THE EQUALIZER IS RIGGED

NO CRAP, THE DIRECT HIT'S ROCKET SPEED IS ALSO INSANE.
It takes all the skill out of perdiction and slaps a big insult of IM PRO CAUZE I CAN AIR SHOTZ U.... -it needs to be more balanced out so gibbing scouts in mid air isnt insanley easy- .....

Santa is real, he's just dead

DarkRecon wrote:

Santa is real, he's just dead

That o.o''

And the reason he still exists is because his spirit LIVES ON.
So like, ghosts can travel as fast as they want and go through things. No landing necessary when you can just go through the house. And thats why no ones ever seen him, BECAUSE HES INVISIBLE

Zielo wrote:

And the reason he still exists is because his spirit LIVES ON.
So like, ghosts can travel as fast as they want and go through things. No landing necessary when you can just go through the house. And thats why no ones ever seen him, BECAUSE HES INVISIBLE

Thats wat I meant By Metaphysic Ange F3 its beyond the Physics

Psh
I sat on his lap just this year. He doesn't bring me presents anymore, but I know he's alive!

Mby Santa Cloned Himself o.o

WOOOOO SANTAS ARE ALIVE ;D

oh he can make himself tangible whenever he wants. yep. -nods-

-falls out of chair-

Did angie just use the word tangible correctly in a sentence?

Zielo wrote:

oh he can make himself tangible whenever he wants. yep. -nods-

Ange... Where have u "Touched" Santa? o.o''

WHY ARE YOU SO SURPRISED THAT I KNOW WHAT TANGIBLE MEANS.
and alek, TANGIBLE MEANS YOUR VISIBLE. OPPOSITE OF INTANGIBLE WHICH MEANS INVISIBLE.
ADFHGFHDBIFHDBDFBDFB
THIS IS HOW UNSTUPID I AM:

The disheveled, practically feline-like being felt aware of the men ogling at her every move as she began to stand up. The other, a quite stout, peevish woman on the other side of the human-made surrounding was heaving, belligerent; her lurid handbag up in the air, ready to strike.
I waited in angst for the right time to make my move. As her rather corpulent arm began to come down, it failed to make impact on me as I took action and hastily moved out of the way. I seized and clutched the nearest ceramic doll and pitched it at her as harshly as possible. It shattered to pieces as it collided with her handbag, the fragments hurled in every direction.
The store clerk couldn't do anything to cease the combat. I ran over, grabbed the last stuffed Webkinz Collie, and ran out the entrance so expeditious the automatic doors hardly had time to react. Tomorrow, my daughter would obtain the last article on her Christmas list.

Overview: hot mom and fat mom at a toy store fighting over their childs christmas gift. woo.
I ONLY CHOOSE TO SOUND STOUPID

HAHAHAHAHAHA ANGE U FAIL! F5

Tangible: Means something is Touchable, but not visible (like the air u can feel it but can't see it)
Visible: Something that the eye can view but not touchable (can u touch a ghost? F3)

I <3 having the reason