Hayyyy

lets have some fun this beat is sick. i wanna take a ride on helens disco stick : )

hello old guildes : )
whats crackin

nm. I WANNA RIDE HELEN'S DISCO STICK TOO!!!

-joins que-

sup aidy =D
(i couldnt think of anything else because you wont let me call you aids.....)
and aww whos that kid you have in your pic, shes cute

That's his cousin. Don't let him tell you its his daughter.

And I don't have a disco stick o.O. Do I?

oh yeah, sorry to tell you all this, but helen belongs to ME.

lol, if that was his daughter, she looks about maybe 3 in a half.. you would have had to knock a chick up at like 12 or 13. I WOULD CALL YOU A FAILURE (sadly that sort of thing happens all the time)

Oh Angieeee <33

Lol, he's pulled that bit at least three times on me now. The last time we discussed how I'm really her mother, and that I was writing them from a jail cell.

HER mother?! A JAIL CELL?!?
what have YOU been doing behind my back???????

Jail because... if he's her father, and I'm her mother, that would mean I would have got busy with Adrian, which is very illegal. Hence, the jail cell.

And nothing baby, you know you're the only one for me :3

wouldnt it be more on his account if it was rape and you were forced to have a child o-o
it depends who was the assualter here
-stares at adrian-

Ahhhhiiieeeeeem confused as all waffles who are you suppose to be thar mamoru?


Nice avi btw helen o.o

doesnt disco stick mean.....penis

(FROM A LADY GAGA SONG)

Yeah, disco stick means penis, or at least that's what I thought. But being honest, I don't understand 99% of what Lady Gaga says or does. She creeps me out.

And thanks Lars.

so....... jando and mamoru want to play with a womans penis. go figure.

-runs away from Mamorou and Jndow-

DONT B SUCH A FREAKS! F5
-Smacks Them Wit Bladetar-

er, mamoru is usagi94 guys o-o
im sure you all know about it anway, usagi = male adrian. not much point in hiding it anymore considering the default picture and the fact that he said "old guildies".
we stayed in touch with this creeper for a while

so the same adrian that caused so many problems.... just making sure,

weellllllllll, yeah. that was a long time ago though.. weve forgiven him for all that, so its long said and done. best not to bring up old problems :/
-cough- speaking of wich..
adrian.. do you know anything about kish lately? like as to why he gave his account away to bryce?

Well, in reality, the only problem he really caused was adding Bryce back into the guild over and over again. But he didn't have anything to do with anything else.

Uh uhm, unless, something happened before I was in the guild.

gender confusion

lol yeah, ALOT happened.
LETS GATHER ROUND' THE CAMPFIRE AND SING OUR CAMPFIRE SONG...er story

........well, i should probly get adrians permission before we tell the story.

oh lawd jesus
You guys have a lot of history...

Drama
Drama
Drama

A game shouldn't have so much.. I'm surprised you all haven't quit.

Lol, your really right. weve had so much drama in the past.....
weve been through jando problems, kish problems, me and kish problems, jandos period, adrians feminan problems, old oblivious vets that quit problems, ed problems, alexbot problems, now this kish problem again...... we should seriously rename this guild to SoapOpera.

O.O
-runs to angie-
-grabs her-
-throws her over shoulder-
-runs to Helen with angie over shoulder-
-grabs her with one hand and throws her on to other shoulder-
-runs to room-
-throws Angie and Helen onto the bed-
-locks door-
-ties Angie and Helen to the bed-
-places video camera in a sneaky spot-
-Turns on record-
-unlocks door-
-leaves-
-tells 5 male virgins to go to that room-
-Locks the door once they enter-
"hehe have fun Lady's"
-Leaves feeling triumped-

i need some problems.

im an 41 year old woman with genital warts. ill let that stew start cooking before i elaborate.

uhhhh
What'd I do to deserve getting raped?

Lol. Omar... should've gotten the gardasil shot. You could've been one less (one less). Now you're at risk for vaginal cancer.