Jando's Rant Thread

IMA GO RANT ON ALL YOUSE!!!!

Well today was an ordinary day. I stayed in the library to do some study, walked home in the rain. Got home and bam I could zrun with my guild. But only if i went on my ami myslef. So I did. I waited and waited and waited and waited and then somehow waiting for 2hrs we were able to zak. It was a smooth run, no deaths (Steve died (17x drk)) and It was going to be awesome. I was going to get a Zhelm. I was exteamly happy. The 2nd body waas nearly dead and I was like YESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

till.

-Black screen of death engulfed my screen and maplestory vanished-

hack shield had failed to do something so it had to dc me. Kudos! Maplestory's hack shield + vista doesn't mix. After this I felt indeed angry so I slammed and empty box and i was like FUCK ME!!!

So GG to me on my 3rd unsuccessful zrun and having to wait all night to do it (I could of used this to study but didn't). So Now I hate official hate zakum, well Ami hates Zakum. So will Ami ever get a zhelm? YES SHE WILL!!! RAWR. When karma scissors get realeased I'm going to trade andejj06's zhelm over to Ami so SHE WILL BE FINALLY ZHELMED!!!!!! but I need 3k nx T-T LF>3k nx.....

-sigh- i feel better, after a good rant I can thus continue my life.
(P.S) That fucking banner is making my text writing lag!! GET THAT THING OF THE FORUMS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats an Zhelm? And why is it such a big thing?

STOP PLAYING DUMB JANDO

also what are carma sizzors?

this nx thing that lets you trade untradeable things >_>
And at least you didnt die jando, you got dced. It just sucks that Prestigious doesnt give 2nd chance zruns X_X

1) WHOS AMI O.O
2) Jando if thats you im gonna keel you =.=

Why do you all think I'm Jando? Yes he did help make an account and everything but this isn't Jando. I'm Jasmine. I'm not liking my welcome. I'm going to speak to Jando on why you people are so mean!

lol jando fails at impersonating.
1) you named her jasmine. you know a jasmine, and one of the characters in one of your story's names was jasmine.
2) you would never give ami (his female lvl 50+ cleric) out just like that. especially when your trying to get a zhelm for her
3) you already had a char display pic made?? DX if this "jasmine" were just starting maple, she wouldnt know about bannedstory and how to make chars like that
4) commen impersonation/scamming begins with acting polite and using almost perfect grammer.
5) YOU FAIL AT IMPERSONATING :<

ooh and one more... you got back on jando 10 mins after 'jasmine' got off x_x

OMG you guys. Jasmine is a real girl and you've hurt her fellings bad. I made the bannedstory sprite for her and showed her to put it on the forums. Same with an signature (GG didn't work). I told her just to herslef and have fun. Now shes upset -throws banana's at everyone- TAKE THIS YOU GUYS!!!!!! -grabs banazooka- DIE YOU MUTHDER FUTHDERS!!!!!!!!!!

-everyone gets impaled by banana's-


Also gg on the banner. Looks 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better then the last one (Soz kevin, use something that doesnt lag).

PS: Operation "Gone for a week" is starting soon o.o

orly. and i suppose 'jasmine' will be on while your gone for a week.

well then. if this "jasmine" is a real girl, then you must like her or something. i mean come on, you 'made' her a forum display pic, 'gave' her your lvl 50+ cleric that has your nx and good stuff on that youve been working on for months, and your probly gonna give her the zhelm too.
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gg kish ._.

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Jando and jasmine sitting in a tree
k-i-s-s-i-n-g
first comes love
then comes marrage
then comes little jazzando babies in a baby carrage

PAY
BACK
BITCH
:3

-facepalms everyone- =.=
eesh ill just settle this with a little innterogation muhuhaz
so Jasmine, supposley you are new to here why dont you tell us about yourself

...whats innterogation mean... ._.

it means muffins now heres a ball of yarn and a carton of milk
LEVE MEH TO MY POINTLESS ARGUEMENTS

-eats yarn-
-plays in the milk-

er oookaayyy
AH I KNOW
so how old are you anyway jasmine e_e

Well Lars I'm 15 and umm.... Its funny how your the only one I was able to trick f3 I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the Jando legacy goes on o.o i can't believe you guys thought I had a GF? rofl. GG guys. You all get an A+ in entertaining me. I <3 my life.

Also making this account and tricking all you guys was my way of dealing with the my 3rd failed zrun. So i was kinda like erm? Dancing? meh well if you think Im crazy then your welcome do call me that. I EM CRAZY - well not orly just sorta insane. But thats not the cass and besides who else whoudl you suspect something then this? Im im still rolfing over all this...-thread saved to look over after my exams so i can rofl a little more-

i hope you know i was joking about the gf thing o_O
i was trying to aggravate you enough so youd come clean and tell us it was you. looks like it worked XD

...once more... FAILURE AT IMPERSONATING....

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was trying to aggravate you enough so youd come clean and tell us it was you. looks like it worked XD

O.O ROFL!!!!!! you didn't aggravate me angie. I just bored of the whole thing and couldn't be stuffed continuing with this sharade. Especially since I got exams next week.

lol
next time, dont make it so obvious o_o
you should have used one of your more recent noobs....one that didnt actualy have jando in the name rofl

Rofl nah. And where the fuck do you see the name Jando in ami? or Jasmine?

i didnt mean that lol.
i mean a more recent noob that didnt have jando in the name and that no one knew all that well yet, ami isnt recent. you should have used purigation o-o it would be more understandible cause you didnt spend that much time working on it yet and no one besides me and rag knew it

rofl. I should of just made a completely new noob. But as you know I didnt plan this out well. f3