Ange's Blonde moment

Ange's blond moment, from AIM

mantisftw (5:15:30 PM): o.O
mantisftw (5:15:43 PM): omg
mantisftw (5:15:45 PM): blond moment
mantisftw (5:15:55 PM): i just looked at my calculator to see what tiem it was
Chippo12345 (5:15:59 PM): rofl
mantisftw (5:16:00 PM): time*
Chippo12345 (5:16:00 PM): omfg
Chippo12345 (5:16:07 PM): omfg
mantisftw (5:16:08 PM): blonde lvl: 27 XP
mantisftw (5:16:11 PM): o.o
Chippo12345 (5:16:12 PM): your gonna kill me
mantisftw (5:16:19 PM): what? ._.
Chippo12345 (5:16:25 PM): im literaly rofling
mantisftw (5:16:33 PM): what did you do ._.;;
Chippo12345 (5:16:44 PM): omfg
Chippo12345 (5:16:48 PM): your a dumbass
Chippo12345 (5:16:50 PM): omfg
Chippo12345 (5:16:54 PM): i cant
Chippo12345 (5:16:56 PM): stop
Chippo12345 (5:16:58 PM): laughing
mantisftw (5:17:01 PM): XD
Chippo12345 (5:17:27 PM): omfg
Chippo12345 (5:17:31 PM): im calming down
mantisftw (5:17:41 PM): now im doing it XD
Chippo12345 (5:17:43 PM): phew
Chippo12345 (5:17:45 PM): rofl
mantisftw (5:18:11 PM): ok
mantisftw (5:18:13 PM): ok..
mantisftw (5:18:18 PM): stopping..XD
Chippo12345 (5:18:23 PM): omfg
Chippo12345 (5:18:28 PM): its so funny
Chippo12345 (5:18:33 PM): lol

XD
ive had 3 pretty good blonde moments...NO ONE can beat me XD
1) the one that rag posted, checking the time on my calculator
2) i forgot what my name was so i called myself sofia
3) i forgot how old i was
i was trying to fill out a thingy on the internet and it asked me my age, and i was like "14...no wait...i think im 13...o.O am i? no wait...its 14" and im 13 rofl

lol one time, (in my old house) i forgot where i lived, completely forgot, i walked all over mentone (suburb next to my house) and after about 40mins, i finally called my bro, and asked him where we lived, he couldnt stop laughing, but he found me and i remembered when we got home o.o

one time i came back to school from the dentist and since my class was at lunch, i didnt know my teacher had established some rules before i got there. later i realized that the new rule was that we couldnt bring food (chips) back from lunch to the class. and i did it like everyday... and when i got back to class i had a bag of chips in my hand but my teacher didnt notice. and i started eating the chips after i finished my test. and my friend was like you know you cant have those.. werent you paying attention before lunch. and i said i wasnt even here before lunch. so i had to get rid of my chips REALLY fast because she was walking around. so i tried to throw the chips into the trash can (i dont know why i didnt just hide them) and with my michael jordan skills, i threw the chips at my teachers head on accident............ and the chips went all over the floor. i didnt get into too much trouble but i just felt like a complete retard and didnt know why i just didnt hide them.

"and with my michael jordan skills, i threw the chips at my teachers head on accident............ "

ROFL!!!! BEST LINE EVAR XD

My best blonde momment was that i looked at my wallet for the time...............enough said........

no angie IM the ULTIMATE BLONDE

i for get how to spell words alllllllll the time

for example:
1) forgot how to spell easy and didn't remember for like 20 mins
2) for got how to spell pyramid for like 4 dayz

im also a HUGE clutz

examples:
1) at work i almost tripped on the exact same thing TWICE within 5 mins of each tripp
2) ive burnt myself like 9 time at work and ive only been working for like 4 weeks and the most shifts ive had in a week is 3
3) i trippover myself ALOT
4) on time i was just standing and i suddenly tripped
5) when i was cleaning my room and i TRIED to play with a tennis ball by throwing in the air and catching it, but the first time i missed and when i tried to pick it up after it bounced on the ground i tripped (again i know ) and the second time i was on the ground and tried again and missed again.
6) and many MANY more

try to beat THAT angie

I might be able to top these =D

I woke up at 12 A.M on a monday thinking it was 12 P.M and was like WTF?! IM FREAKING LATE! I started running to get my stuff for school and than i ran to the Bus stop and halfway i noticed it was pitch black and nearly blacked out, out of sleepiness.........Stupidest......thing.....ive ever.....done
My eyes were all blurry and i felt groggy at the time so i didnt notice until i actually LOOKED >___<

yeah well i had i dream where my brother told me to wake up
but i didn't no it was a dream so i got up at like 6PM on a saturday and got dressed and everything i went downstairs and waited for like 10 mins and when i went back uptairs to tell my brother to hurry up i looked into his room and realised that he was asleep so i knew i had a dream and went back to sleep

But thats more of the dreams fault <_< not you being stupid <.<;
well maybe partially you making a stupid but meh.
Got anymore? =D

ummm

im very VERY slow

and i thought i was 16 for an entire week (im 15)

LOL yeah i think that tops mine o_o but lol mistaking your age, have you tried to get a driving test like that? XDDDD

i also confuse the year day and month.

for an entire week i thought my bday was the 10th and the 20th (its the other way around)

yeah ive done something like that too blaze, i went to take a nap at 4PM and woke up at 6PM but i thought it was 6AM so i was getting dressed for school trying to figure out how i could sleep for 26 hours without my parents waking me up (record is 19 hours of sleep)

47 for me lol (its called hibernation)
Well i got one that kinda still happens, i actually thought it was november, so whenever i went to the mall i saw the giant christmas tree, and said 'wth? why are they starting so early?'
But today i was talking to ange and she said i cant wait till the end of the month or something, and i asked why. She said it was christmas, and i even tried to correct her, i actually said 'No thats next month.
Btw nearly everytime i talk to ange, she looks at that damn calculator rofl

ROFL, blazes is good XD

one time i woke up and i thought it was still 2005 o.o;

I always forget 3 things
-The year(this gets awkard)
-what grade im in(i actually have to pause and think to actually remember)
-and what time im suppose to get up(this has nealry screwed me over several times)

Its weird i think im kinda brain dead <_<

Chippo12345 (12:34:17 AM): NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
mantisftw (12:34:20 AM): ima check eddsworld o.O
mantisftw (12:34:24 AM): o.o
Chippo12345 (12:34:30 AM): you gotta go in 5mins TT~TT
mantisftw (12:34:39 AM): i do? o.O;
Chippo12345 (12:34:42 AM): yeah o.o
mantisftw (12:34:51 AM): kish
mantisftw (12:34:53 AM): its sunday

Rofl i got owned

i only just recently remembered that midnight is am and midday is pm

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!
Holy crap, i never knew o.o (serious btw)

hey Angie, u had another blonde moment yesterday in maple! u should rite tat down! But i think Vampry topped you later...with the whole ''what are u talking about" thing! ROFL!!!

oh yah...
i was trying to explain a blonde moment i had to a blonde person who was blonde enough to not understand the blonde moment i had ._.

and sadly, i forgot the blonde moment i had ._. ~blonde moment lol~

rofl! nice one...i like tat! i think we need more blondez....LMAO!!! sadly im black haired

lol, the sad thing is, im not really even blonde x_x
well im a dark dirty blonde, but its like really dark to where it almost looks brown. i just have my occasinal *coughHOURLY* blonde moments~._.

i think tatz a good thing...blondez n me have this thing...i think we're century old rivalries....it happened in year 9 wen i came to Australia...there were these two blondez that loved to pick on me...it pissed the hell out of me...but i neva said anything [i have a horrible temper], i jus laughed it off...which pissed them off...which made me even more determined to laugh off everything they said...lmao! i had a good time makin their life suck...ROFL...so dont mess with me! ROFL!!!!! kdn!

lesson learnt : neva judge a book by itz cover.
cept i've still got blonde friendz tat i love to hang out with! oh the irony!!! =D