DUM DE DU RIDDLE

First topic message reminder :

well im stuck here handing out candy and got an idea how about A RIDDLE THREAD? =D

Ill start off
your trying to get to your hotel when suddenly you reach a fork in the road. Theres 2 ppl there one man who speaks nothing but lies and the other who tells nothing but the truth. One road leads to your hotel the other death. NOW you can ask 1 AND ONLY 1 question what would you ask them to get to the hotel.
Note that you do not know whos who =P

Shen wrote:

IF A QUIZ IS QUIZZICLE WHATS A TEST?

Shen didnt you get that off a smega? >_>

....Dang it ._. OK YOUR TURN OWEN!!

BillyFTW wrote:

FINE.
D=
A dead man is found in a locked room, hanging from the ceiling 4 ft. above the floor. The room is completely empty, except for a puddle of water below him. How did he die?

Dude that is old>_>
He stood on a piece of ice and hung himself, over a period of time the ice melted becoming the puddle

Hey Blaze
O.o

I dont gots one

BillyFTW wrote:

The floor is covered in water.
H2O.
Not Urine.

WOoOoOW(Alan style) You guys are cracking me up

Kevintasta wrote:

My turn... You have just bought a 2000$ pink, one story, house with no windows. Everything in the house is pink. The TV is pink, the doors are pink, the couches are pink. Every mouse and every bug in the house is pink. There are no other colors. Even the shadows are pink. What color are the stairs?

Techniquely you never know if they have a basement, or a high porch that needs stairs

Kevintasta wrote:

.... ok you got it

but right now im training and watching family guy so no more except for this one.

Imagine you're on a boat. Sharks are at your feet, theres a hole in your boat, a typhoon is coming, the captain just died, and your crew members are dying of scurvy. Everything is coming closer. You have a life raft, a match, and a dog. What do you do?

You eat the dog(No offense to Asians)with a fire that you started with the match while on your life boat going away
Btw my 2nd asnswer is that your in a movie

blaze7734 wrote:

....Dang it ._. OK YOUR TURN OWEN!!

Do i have to?T_T
I just like answering them
But heres one off our spelling textbooks(Yea thats right i said SPELLING)

Say the words BOAST ROAST COAST. What do you put in a toaster?(Say your FIRST reaction not your smart reaction)

Thats not even a riddle o.o
its just a something to make someones speech distorted

Bread.

Honda Civic.

owen dont' post 6 times in a row.

-takes out a bazooka and shhots ur honda civic-

T_T
Good thing I have another one.

-Grabs an RPG shot and shoots it at the other one-

*clones my civics*
MWAHAHAA

-Derstroys your clone gun and launches a rocket at your cloned civic-

ON TOPIC my turn once again..

Im am in the middle of a war, i fly in between a jet, i am always second in fights, yet i have always been inside a house, and i am always last to you, what am I?

Its a bit off i think but it should still work..
Hah figure THAT out =D

a bird o.o
you can fly between a jet, you fight over the last remaining food since most of the vegetation is being destroyed by the war.

A bird doesnt live in a house ._. WRONG

Birdhouse?

I dunt get it.
This riddle is too compicated for my brain ._.

HAHA! stumped you guys good didnt i
>=D

And no rag not a bird house

YOURE A KID PLAYING A VIDEO GAME!